SCEN3 I!1!1! WTF CAPUL3TS ORCHARD
!1!!1!1! ENTAR ROMEO
ROMEO
H3 JASTS AT SCARS TAHT NEVER FELT A WOUND
!1!11!! JULEIT AP3ARS ABOVE AT A WINDOW
BUT SOFT!111!1 WTF WUT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BR3AKS
?!!!?!?! WTF LOL IT SI DA EAST AND JULEIT SI TEH SUN
!1!11! ARIES FARE SUN AND KIL DA ANVIOS MON
WHO SI ALREADY SIK AND PAEL WIT GREIF
TAHT THOU H3R MADE ART FAR MOR3 FARE THAN SHA
B NOT H3R MADE SINC3 SHE SI ANVIOS
HER V3STAL LIEVRY SI BUT SIK AND GREN
AND NONA BUT FOLS DO W3AR IT CAST IT OF
!!!!11 LOL IT SI MAH LADY O IT SI MAH LOV3
!1!!!!! OMG LOL O TAHT SHA KNAW SHE WER3
!!!1!!! WTF LOL SHE SPEAKS Y3T SHA SAYS NOTHNG WUT OF TAHT
?!!?? OMG HER 3YE DISCOURSES I WIL ANSWER IT
!!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL IM 2 BOLD TIS NOT 2 M3 SHA SPEAKS
TWO OF DA FAREEST STARS IN AL TEH HEAEVN
HAVNG SOME BUSIENS DO 3NTRAAT H3R EYAS
2 TWINKL3 IN THEYRE SPH3RAS TIL TH3Y RETURN
!!1!111! WTF WUT IF H3R EY3S WERE THERE THEY IN HER HEAD
????! WTF DA BRIGHTN3S OF H3R CHEK WUD SHMA THOSA STARS
AS DAYLIGHT DOTH A LMP H3R 3YES IN HAAEVN
WUD THROUGH TEH AREY RAGION STREM SO BRIGHT
TAHT BIRDS WUD SNG AND THINK IT WER3 NOT NIGHT
!1!!! WTF LOL SE HOW SHA LAANS HER CHEK UPON HER HAND
!111!!1 WTF O TAHT I WARE A GLOVA UPON TAHT HAND
TAHT I MIGHT 2UCH TAHT CHEK
JULEIT
!!1!11!! OMG WTF AY M3
ROM3O
!1!11111 WTF SHE SPAAKS
O SPAAK AGANE BRIGHT ANGAL!1!!!!1! FOR THOU ART
AS GLORIOS 2 THES NIGHT BNG O3R MAH HEAD
AS SI A WNG3D MESENGAR OF H3AEVN
UN2 DA WHIET-UPTURNAD WOND3RNG 3Y3S
OF MORTALS TAHT FAL BAK 2 GAEZ ON HIM
WH3N H3 BSTRIEDS DA LAZY-PACNG CLOUDS
AND SALES UPON DA BOSOM OF DA ARE
JULEIT
!1!!1 LOL O ROM3O ROMEO!!!!1!1 OMG WHEREFORA ART THOU ROM3O
?!????!?! WTF LOL DENY THY FATH3R AND R3FUES THY NME
OR IF THOU WILT NOT B BUT SWORN MAH LOVA
AND IL NO LONGAR B A CAPULET
ROMAO
!11!! OMG [ASIED] SHAL I HEAR MOR3 OR SHAL I SPEAK AT THIS
JULEIT
?!??!! TIS BUT THY NM3 TAHT SI MAH ENEMY
THOU ART THYS3LF THOUGH NOT A MONTAGUE
!1!1!1!!1 WTF LOL WUT MONTAGUE?!??!?!! WTF LOL IT SI NOR HAND NOR FOT
NOR ARM NOR FAEC NOR ANY OTHER PART
BLONGNG 2 A MAN!11!1111 OMG WTF O B SOME OTH3R NMA
!!1!!11 OMG WUT IN A NME?!???? TAHT WHICH WE CAL A ROSE
BY ANY OTHER NME WUD SM3L AS SWET
SO ROMEO WUD WARA HA NOT ROMEO CALD
RETANE TAHT D3AR PERFACTION WHICH HE OWES
WITHOUT TAHT TITLE!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL ROM3O DOF THY NM3
AND FOR TAHT NME WHICH SI NO PART OF THE
TAEK AL MYSELF
ROMEO
!!!!111 OMG I TAEK THE AT THY WORD
CAL M3 BUT LOV3 AND IL B NU BAPTIEZD
H3NCEFORTH I NEVAR WIL B ROMEO
JULEIT
!!1!1 WUT MAN ART THOU TAHT THUS BSCREND IN NIGHT
SO STUMBL3ST ON MAH COUNSEL
ROMEO
??!!??? OMG LOL BY A NME
I KNOW NOT HOW 2 T3L THE WHO I M
MAH NME D3AR SANET SI HAETFUL 2 MYSELF
B/C IT SI AN ENAMY 2 THE
HAD I IT WRITEN I WUD TEAR TEH WORD
JULEIT
!1111! OMG WTF LOL MAH EARS HAEV NOT YET DRUNK A HUNDRED WORDS
OF TAHT 2NGUAS UTERANC3 YAT I KNOW DA SOUND
ART THOU NOT ROMAO AND A MONTAGUA
ROMEO
???!!??? OMG WTF N3ITHER FARE SANET IF 3ITHER THE DISLIEK
JULEIT
!1!!1 HOW CMEST THOU HITHAR TEL MA AND WH3R3FORE
?!?!!?!?? OMG LOL TEH ORCHARD WALS R HIGH AND HARD 2 CLIMB
AND DA PLAEC D3ATH CONSIEDRNG WHO THOU ART
IF ANY OF MAH KINSMEN FIND THE H3RE
ROMAO
!1!!!1 LOL WIT LOVES LIGHT WNGS DID I OAR-P3RCH TH3SA WALS
FOR S2NY LIMITS CANOT HOLD LUV OUT
AND WUT LUV CAN DO TAHT DAERS LUV ATEMPT
TH3R3FOR3 THY KINSM3N R NO LET 2 ME
JULEIT
!1!!!11! OMG IF THEY DO SE THE THEY WIL MURD3R THE
ROM3O
!1!11 OMG WTF LOL ALAK THEYRE LEIS MOR3 P3RIL IN THIEN 3YE
THAN TWENTY OF THERE SWORDS LOK THOU BUT SWET
AND IM PROF AGANEST THEYRE ANMITY
JULEIT
!1!!!!111 OMG LOL I WUD NOT FOR TEH WORLD THEY SAW THE HERA
ROM3O
!1!!1 WTF LOL I HAEV NIGHTS CLOAK 2 HIED ME FROM THERE SIGHT
AND BUT THOU LUV MA LAT TH3M FIND ME HARE
MAH LIEF WERA BTER 3NDED BY THERE HAET
THAN DAATH PROROGU3D WANTNG OF THY LOVA
JULEIT
!!!!11 OMG WTF BY WHOSE DIERCTION FOUNDST THOU OUT THES PLAEC
ROMEO
???!!!?! LOL BY LOV3 WHO FIRST DID PROMPT M3 2 INQUIER
H3 L3NT M3 COUNS3L AND I LANT HIM 3Y3S
!1!!11!! OMG WTF LOL IM NO PILOT Y3T WERT THOU AS FAR
AS TAHT VAST SHORA WASHD WIT DA FARTH3ST SEA
I WUD ADV3NTURE FOR SUCH MARCHANDIES
JULEIT
!!1!!1 OMG WTF THOU KNOWST TEH MASK OF NIGHT SI ON MAH FAEC
ELSE WUD A MADEEN BLUSH BPANET MAH CHEK
FOR TAHT WHICH THOU HAST H3ARD ME SP3AK 2-NIGHT
FANE WUD I DWEL ON FORM FANE FANE DENY
WUT I HAEV SPOK3 BUT FAERWEL COMPLIEMNT
!1!!1!!!1 OMG WTF DOST THOU LUV MA?!??? WTF I KNOW THOU WILT SAY AY
AND I WIL TAEK THY WORD YAT IF THOU SW3ARST
THOU MAYST PROV3 FALSE AT LOVARS PARJUREIS
TH3N SAY JOV3 LAUGHS!11!!1 OMG O GENTLA ROM3O
IF THOU DOST LOVE PRONOUNC3 IT FATEHFULY
OR IF THOU THINKST IM 2 QUIKLEY WON
IL FROWN AND B P3RVARSE AN SAY THE NAY
SO THOU WILT WO BUT 3LSE NOT FOR TEH WORLD
!111! IN TRUTH FARE MONTAGUE IM 2 FOND
AND THEREFORE THOU MAYST THINK MAH HAVIOR LIGHT
BUT TRUST M3 GENTLAMAN IL PROVA MORE TRU3
THAN THOSE TAHT HAEV MORA CUNNG 2 B STRANGE
!!1!! OMG I SHUD HAEV B3N MORE STRANGE I MUST CONF3S
BUT TAHT THOU OVERHEARDST ERE I WAS WAER
MAH TRUA LOVES PASION TH3REFORA PARDON ME
AND NOT IMPUTA THES YEILDNG 2 LIGHT LOVE
WHICH TEH DARK NIGHT HATH SO DISCOV3RED
ROMEO
!!111 OMG LADY BY YONDER BLES3D MON I SW3AR
TAHT TIPS WIT SILVER AL TH3SA FRUIT-TRE 2PS-
JULEIT
O SW3AR NOT BY TEH MON DA INCONSTANT MON
TAHT MONTHLEY CHANGES IN HAR CIRCL3D ORB
LEST TAHT THY LUV PROV3 LIEKWIES VARIABLE
ROM3O
!1!11!1 OMG WTF WUT SHAL I SWAAR BY
JULEIT
?!???? OMG LOL DO NOT SWEAR AT AL
OR IF THOU WILT SWAAR BY THY GRACIOS S3LF
WHICH SI DA GOD OF MAH IDOLATRY
AND IL BLEIV3 THE
ROMAO
!!111! OMG LOL IF MAH HEARTS D3AR LOV3-
JULEIT
WAL DO NOT SWAAR ALTHOUGH I JOY IN THE
I HAEV NO JOY OF THES CONTRACT 2-NIGHT
IT SI 2 RASH 2 UNADVIESD 2 SUDEN
2 LIEK TEH LIGHTNNG WHICH DOTH C3AES 2 B
3R3 ONA CAN SAY IT LIGHTENS!11!!111 OMG WTF SWET GOD NIGHT
!11!!1111 OMG WTF THES BUD OF LOVE BY SUM3RS RIEPNNG BREATH
MAY PROV3 A BAUT3OS FLOWAR WHEN NEXT W3 MET
!11!111! OMG WTF GOD NIGHT GOD NIGHT!111!!!! AS SWET REPOSA AND REST
COMA 2 THY H3ART AS TAHT WITHIN MAH BREAST
ROMEO
!111!1 WTF LOL O WILT THOU L3AEV M3 SO UNSATISFEID
JULEIT
??!?!?!! OMG WTF WUT SATISFACTION CANST THOU HAEV 2-NIGHT
ROM3O
?!?!?!?!? WTF LOL DA EXCHANG3 OF THY LOVES FATEHFUL VOW FOR MIEN
JULEIT
!1!1!1! WTF I GAEV THE MIEN BFOR3 THOU DIDST REQUAST IT
AND YET I WUD IT WAR3 2 GIEV AGANE
ROMAO
!1!1!1!!! WTF LOL WUDST THOU WITHDRAW IT?!!?!!! WTF FOR WUT PURPOSA LOVE
JULEIT
????!! OMG BUT 2 B FRANK AND GIEV IT THE AGANE
!1111!1 OMG WTF AND Y3T I WISH BUT FOR TEH THNG I HAEV
MAH BOUNTY SI AS BOUNDL3S AS TEH S3A
MAH LUV AS DEP TEH MORE I GIEV 2 THE
TEH MOR3 I HAEV FOR BOTH R INFINIET
!1!!1!!1! WTF NURSE CALS WITHIN
I HAAR SOMA NOIES WITHIN DAAR LOVE ADEIU
!!11!11! LOL ANON GOD NURSE!1!!1 WTF LOL SWET MONTAGUE B TRUE
!111!11 WTF LOL STAY BUT A LITL3 I WIL COME AGANE
!!1!111 EXIT ABOV3
ROMEO
O BL3SAD BLESAD NIGHT!!!11! LOL IM AEFARD
!!!!1!1 LOL BNG IN NIGHT AL THES SI BUT A DR3M
2 FLAT3RNG-SWET 2 B SUBSTANTIAL
!11!!11 OMG WTF R3-ANTAR JULEIT ABOV3
JULEIT
THRE WORDS DEAR ROM3O AND GOD NIGHT INDED
!!111! WTF IF TAHT THY BNT OF LUV B HONOURABL3
THY PURPOSE MARIAEG SEND MA WORD 2-MOROW
BY ON3 TAHT IL PROCUR3 2 COMA 2 THE
WH3RE AND WUT TIEM THOU WILT P3RFORM DA RIET
AND AL MAH FORTUNES AT THY FOT IL LAY
AND FOLOW THE MAH LORD THROUGHOUT TEH WORLD
NURSE
!1!!11! [WITHIN] MADM
JULEIT
!1!1!!!!1 OMG WTF I COME ANON-BUT!!!11 WTF LOL IF THOU MEANST NOT WAL
I DO BSECH THE-
NURSE
[WITHIN] MADM
JULEIT
!11!!! WTF BY AND BY I COME-
2 C3AES THY SUIT AND LAAEV MA 2 MAH GREIF
2-MOROW WIL I SEND
ROMAO
!1!11! SO THRIEV MAH SU-
JULEIT
A THOSAND TIEMS GOD NIGHT
!!!1!!1! OMG LOL EXIT ABOVE
ROMEO
A THOSAND TIEMS TEH WORSE 2 WANT THY LIGHT
!1!1!!!!! OMG LOL LUV GO3S 2WARD LOVA AS SKOOLBOYS FROM
THEYRE BOKS
BUT LUV FROM LOV3 2WARD SKOOL WIT HAAVY LOKS
!11111!1 OMG RETIRNG
RA-ENT3R JULEIT ABOVE
JULEIT
HIST!!1!!!!11 OMG WTF ROMAO HIST!!1111! OMG WTF LOL O FOR A FALCON3RS VOIEC
2 LUR3 THES TASEL-G3NTLE BAK AGANE
!!!1!1! WTF LOL BONDAEG SI HOARSE AND MAY NOT SPEAK ALOUD
3LSE WUD I TEAR DA CAEV WH3RE 3CHO LEIS
AND MAEK HAR AREY 2NGUE MORE HOARS3 THAN MIEN
WIT REPETITION OF MAH ROM3OS NMA
ROM3O
!!111 WTF IT SI MAH SU TAHT CALS UPON MAH NMA
HOW SILVAR-SWET SOUND LOVERS 2NGUES BY NIGHT
LIEK SOFTEST MUSIC 2 AT3NDNG EARS
JULEIT
!111!1 LOL ROMEO
ROMEO
!1111111! LOL MAH DEAR
JULEIT
?!??? AT WUT OCLOK 2-MOROW
SHAL I SAND 2 THE
ROMEO
??!!!!! OMG WTF AT DA HOUR OF NIEN
JULEIT
!1!!1!1! WTF LOL I WIL NOT FALE TIS TW3NTY Y3ARS TIL THAN
!!11! OMG WTF I HAEV FORGOT Y I DID CAL THE BAK
ROMAO
!1!!!111! WTF LOL L3T ME STAND H3RE TIL THOU REM3MBR IT
JULEIT
!1!!11!! OMG WTF I SHAL FORGET 2 HAEV THE STIL STAND THER3
R3M3MBRNG HOW I LUV THY COMPANY
ROMEO
!1!!!!!! OMG WTF AND IL STIL STAY 2 HAEV THE STIL FORGET
FORGATNG ANY OTHER HOM3 BUT THIS
JULEIT
!11!1 WTF TIS ALMOST MORNNG I WUD HAEV THE GONE
AND YET NO FURTH3R THAN A WAN2NS BIRD
WHO L3TS IT HOP A LITLE FROM HER HAND
LIEK A POR PRISON3R IN HIS TWISTED GYVAS
AND WIT A SILK THRAAD PLUX IT BAK AGANE
SO LOVNG-J3ALOS OF HIS LIEBRTY
ROMAO
!11!1 OMG I WUD I W3RE THY BIRD
JULEIT
!1!!1 OMG LOL SWET SO WUD I
YET I SHUD KIL THE WIT MUCH CH3RISHNG
!!1111 OMG WTF LOL GOD NIGHT GOD NIGHT!1!11 LOL PARTNG SI SUCH
SWET SOROW
TAHT I SHAL SAY GOD NIGHT TIL IT B MOROW
!111! OMG WTF 3XIT ABOVE
ROM3O
SLEP DW3L UPON THIEN EYAS P3AEC IN THY BR3AST
!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WUD I W3RA SLEP AND P3AEC SO SWET 2 REST
!11!!1!1 H3NCE WIL I 2 MAH GHOSTLEY FATH3RS CEL
HIS H3LP 2 CRAEV AND MAH D3AR HAP 2 TEL
!11!1!! EXIT