Author: Drew Hayes
Title: The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Series: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1
Pages: 300
Genre: Paranormal
Date published: July 26, 2014
Format: ebook
Source: Amazon
Synopsis:
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.
One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.” Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.
Title: The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Series: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1
Pages: 300
Genre: Paranormal
Date published: July 26, 2014
Format: ebook
Source: Amazon
Synopsis:
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.
One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.” Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.
Review
THE TITLE!!! As soon as I saw the title, I was like "yup, reading this. Right bleeping now." And then I was immediately (and "conveniently") trapped at the airport with a bunch of time to do just that.
If you don't like the title, you won't like the book. It's the kind of wordy that's hilarious. It's sarcastic. It's glorious. It's too short.
I read the authors bio, since I had time, and would like to respond with: Beers sound good, you're buying.
If you don't like the title, you won't like the book. It's the kind of wordy that's hilarious. It's sarcastic. It's glorious. It's too short.
I read the authors bio, since I had time, and would like to respond with: Beers sound good, you're buying.
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