Title: The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Series: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1
Date published: July 26, 2014
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.
One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.” Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.
If you don't like the title, you won't like the book. It's the kind of wordy that's hilarious. It's sarcastic. It's glorious. It's too short.
I read the authors bio, since I had time, and would like to respond with: Beers sound good, you're buying.