Bob
*unintelligible screaming*
*uncontrollable sobbing and utter heartbreak*
FRAK NICHOLAS! And FRAK THE WRITERS! *more sobbing*. Not even a heroic death? He deserves better, you bastards! There are zombies, why not a wizard who can magically fix dead people?! PLEASE?! I'm begging.
And OHMAIGAWD, don't you dare hurt Rick. Especially not so soon after! You're tearing me apart! *hysterics*
Maybe he's not really gone. People have shown up to save the day just in the nick of time before, right? RIGHT?! Yes. That's what happened. I've decided. You are all un-frakked now.
I'm still wondering where baby Judith is! DID psycho-turtle-eater girl take her for lunch? #WhereIsBabyJudith
Someone get me the T.A.R.D.I.S so I can go forward and watch all the episodes at once!
Until next time break all my feels,
2-legged Bob
J. Hooligan
Calm your bitch ass, you whiny bitch. Michonne, you tell him what's what.
Rick tells Michonne and Glenn if the others can't make it, leave them.
Why are the people always so freaking stupid?! ... and the whiny bitch is going zombify. Are they not going to kill him?! They need to kill him. He's going to turn into a zombie!
Daryl, don't you leave them... what the f man?! What are you doing?! BEING A FOOL, THAT IS WHAT!
Way to back story the guy about to turn into a zombie... so now there will be emotions when he turns. Jerks. Still, I think they should just shoot him and get it over with. I don't have time for this. I already know this episode is going to break me... and I don't even know who is going to die yet.
Nicholas is a punk. I just want to say that. I do NOT trust him with that gun.
C'mon guys... it is always a bad idea to run off on your own. What did you expect? Sturgess was a dead man the second he ran. I get it... he felt bad because he missed a walker and shot one of his party.
Glenn is bossing them all to start a fire and distract the herd, and is volunteering for doing it... YOU HAVE A WIFE! Listen to Michonne! If you're the one that dies, I'll hate you forever. You know you're my favorite. "That's exactly why I'm doing it." Bull plop, Glenn. Bull. Plop.
I like how they were told to leave anyone who would hold them back, and they're all, "Nah. I'm going to start a mother f-ing fire and create some drama instead."
That guy's trying to tell Michonne how to deal with things, and he's trying to tell her he knows what's up. She just put him in his place. Don't mess with her. She'll kick your ass.
Look, Michonne... I get it. You're being sympathetic and shit. But stop it... take his gawd damn note and kill him. Else he's going to freaking eat one of you!
GAWD DAMN HERD OF GAWD DAMN ZOMBIES! Limp like the wind! ...no, not like that. You're supposed to actually get away.
SHIT! The feed store is already burned down. What the f... did Nicholas know? HE PROBABLY KNEW! I negative trust him.
Michonne, if you don't get your ass over that gawd damn gate immediately, I will cut you.
Glenn and Nicholas look swarmed... and they better not be...
... but Michonne got out. And I feel bad because she didn't get his note before he died.
DAMN STRAIGHT YOU CLIMB THAT THING, GLENN! Now, somehow figure out how to jump really high/far.
Nicholas... what are you doing? Is that guilt because you know those people and they've zombied. GLENN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Fecking Nicholas... I cannot stop crying... I am literally sobbing right now and cannot even see out of my eyes. Thankfully I know homerow on my keyboard.
This is the worst ever.
You can't get a hold of Glenn, Rick... because he's dead. SUPER DEAD!
And there's Daryl. F you Daryl. I don't even care. My cats are trying to cuddle me, because I cannot stop crying. Your cuddles won't bring Glenn back, no matter how cute and fuzzy you are.
What the hell random guy that just shot at Rick in the RV?! Don't you know that my life was just destroyed?! I can't take this shit right now.
Glenn should have fecking killed Nicholas. I told him he's too gawd damn trustworthy. He never freaking listened to me... well, guess what! That's what happens when you don't listen to me. You get eaten by zombies.
... Doooooooode, did Rick just possibly kill a baby? I don't know. He shot the hell at a wall with people... and now there are zombies. Holy shit, there's the herd.
F this episode. Thank You?! Thank you for what?! You are NOT welcome.
EDIT:
I know a lot of people are saying that he's totally not dead, and it is Nicholas getting eaten. ...but that's a huge freaking herd of zombies... and once they're done with him, they'd get to Glenn. Look, would I like Glenn to come back and not be dead? You bet you ass I would. But I seriously doubt he's coming back, And I'm not getting my hopes up. And to those people who looked to see if he's on more episodes via IMDB... flashbacks and Glenn zombie. I'm just saying.