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Synopsis:
His Princess was a little bit eclectic, a lot of
eccentric, and a big time potty mouth. She was
outgoing and loud, but held her friends and family
close to her heart. She ranted about everything
wrong in the world, yet her wild passion made him
fall hard and fast. Life gave him the middle finger
when she opened his eyes to the beauty around
him—and right in front of him.
Her Prick-a-Doodle-Do was an uptight
businessman through and through. He never saw
the fun in anything and she knew right from the
start she could have fun with this man and get him
to see things differently. He made her see she
didn’t have to always be alone, even when
surrounded by people. A knack of bringing out the
best in her made her fall for him, even if she didn’t
want to admit it to herself.
Both were raised in ‘high society’, but where one
was guided by the rules, the other had fun going against
them. Though he was her new boss, she didn’t give two
hoots about it so when she was given an opportunity to
express her views about a certain subject, she readily
agreed.
It’s now her personal mission to make Bossman’s
life a little harder, while experiencing a little fun along the way, of course.
Because . . . if it’s a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong.
His Princess was a little bit eclectic, a lot of
eccentric, and a big time potty mouth. She was
outgoing and loud, but held her friends and family
close to her heart. She ranted about everything
wrong in the world, yet her wild passion made him
fall hard and fast. Life gave him the middle finger
when she opened his eyes to the beauty around
him—and right in front of him.
Her Prick-a-Doodle-Do was an uptight
businessman through and through. He never saw
the fun in anything and she knew right from the
start she could have fun with this man and get him
to see things differently. He made her see she
didn’t have to always be alone, even when
surrounded by people. A knack of bringing out the
best in her made her fall for him, even if she didn’t
want to admit it to herself.
Both were raised in ‘high society’, but where one
was guided by the rules, the other had fun going against
them. Though he was her new boss, she didn’t give two
hoots about it so when she was given an opportunity to
express her views about a certain subject, she readily
agreed.
It’s now her personal mission to make Bossman’s
life a little harder, while experiencing a little fun along the way, of course.
Because . . . if it’s a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong.
Excerpt
“Bossman, what are my shoes?” I asked and leaned back in my chair to put my feet up on his brand new desk.
“Stilettoes?”
“Wrong, for starters, no one calls them that these days. They’re either pumps or heels. Normally, if they’re designer, you just give people that name. What color is my shirt?”
“Red?” he asked, puzzled at where I was taking this.
“No, it’s burgundy. My hair is also in a low twist to the side, but you’d say that it was a ball of mess on the side of my head. My point is, no female author should write her male lead so . . . girlie. He shouldn’t know what cut her dress is or what the exact shade of her nail polish is, because, putting it simply, men don’t know these things. They don’t want to know. The second real men start showing an interest, their girl will never stop asking for their opinions. All men want to do for an easy life is say ‘Yes, dear’ and scratch their balls while watching a game,” I ranted. All the while his eyes got wider.
“You need to calm down, Princess,” he finally said, but I shook my head.
“But why? As readers, we are basically paying these authors to produce shit work. I don’t want to read that every male character has a monster cock and can give award-winning oral sex. No virgin can deep throat on her first go and the wording, oh my God. Do I really have to read every character announce that they’re coming like a freight train in every sex scene. If the sex is good enough, it should be clear to the reader in the description, not through ‘Incoming orgasm approaching platform three, please stand clear of the gap!’”
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