Title: Oppressed in the Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Cup
Genre: Erotic LGBT Humor
Date published: November 10, 2015
Source: Kindle Unlimited
Former preacher turned viral video sensation, Jabua Fogstein, lives for the holidays; the sights, the smells, and especially the tastes. In fact, he’s so excited to trying out his favorite coffee, Starbutts Christmas blend, that he camps out overnight for the introduction of their brand new red holiday cups.
But when Jabua receives his coffee, he finds himself in a waking nightmare, discovering that the cups have been redesigned in sleek plain red, without a trace of Christmas imagery.
The shock causes Jabua to suffer a major heart attack and lands him in the hospital, but he’s about to receive some visitors what will open both his heart, and his butt. Soon enough, Jabua finds himself at the center of a hardcore gangbang with these handsome gay cups, and learns a little something about holiday spirit!
This erotic tale is 4,700 words of sizzling human on gay holiday cup action, including anal, double anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, gangbangs, bukkake, and beverage container love.
Not gonna lie. I have no idea what to think after finishing this. The entire first half I was snorting with laughter. Then came the sexy bits.
Anyone who knows me is aware I'm not big into sex in books. Let alone a group of Starbutt's (yes, that was the name) inclusive holiday coffee cups gang banging a guy, consensually I might add. So... yeah... that was different.
If you have any issues with people making fun of Christians who say there's a war on Christmas, you won't want to read this... because that's pretty much exactly what it is. And then sex with coffee cups.
I had absolutely no expectations of enjoying this, so I was pleasantly surprised. It was actually quite amusing and I'm recommending it to anyone with a sense of humor that isn't afraid of ridiculous sex scenes.